This is it – I’m up. Now I’m frickin’ doin’ it! Where’s my hook-ups? Where’s all the free proddy? I’ve been hanging out with the cool people, and having my picture taken with famous cool people. As soon as I learn to use this bloody thing, I’m taking over…

Mike Carroll (pro-skater hero, for those that don’t know)and Ward-a-mercy (running down stairs hero)